The Swimming Pool Salesman

‘You wanna know what I think of the Hydra-Klean 2000? It’s a piece of shit, that’s what I think. You can Hydra-Klean my butt and it’ll still stink. But what would I know? I’ve only built thirty-three hundred swimming pools in the Tri-State area over thirty-five years. And paid taxes through my ass all that time. Thirty-five years I’ve been creating jobs for real Americans. Yeah it’s my company, my choice but damned if I’m going to pay some lazy Mexican pot-head to dig a hole in the ground. If we all did that then where would the country be? Ma’am I love this country and if you want to call me a patriot then I’ll wear that badge proudly, so shoot me.

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